School Visit

When a 6 year old decides to tell you a story:

Once upon a time
there was a man called...
called...
JESUS
(well, I am talking to the vicar after all)
and he lived in Bethlehem.
This isn't a Bible story -
it's one I made up.
(Am making up actually)
And one day he went up the hill
to see a shepherd.
(Jesus and shepherds seem to go together.)
So Jesus said to the shepherd,
"Come into town and see some people."
So the shepherd did and left all his sheep behind.
When the shepherd went back the sheep weren't there.
There was a fox instead.
So the shepherd told Jesus,
and Jesus realized he had made a mistake
and went to talk to his Father.
He asked his Father to help with the sheep and the fox.
The Father told Jesus to dress in a costume like a bad man.
(The vicar is looking a bit muddled now - I'd better end strong.)
The fox was scared away.
Then Jesus took off the costume,
the sheep came back,
and everyone lived happily ever after.